"I live my life inside a dream. Only waking when I sleep. If I could sell my sorry soul I would have it all."
sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More likeEAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER
diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
kitsumi-k1:

theduckpost:

just a duck feeding his fish.

An animal of a completely different specie takes what’s accessible to him and then give it to the others. WHY THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN WITH HUMANS ?!?
tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt



Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.